The other day I was going to get the baby into the shower with me, what I didn't know was that he was poopy. Which wasn't a huge deal, just an extra step on the path to cleanliness. So I tossed the diaper in the bathroom garbage and didn't think about it again, at least not for a while. Later that day I went into the bathroom to see that same diaper torn to shreds and licked clean. Uggg, talk about gross, one of the dogs ate a poopy diaper. So gross. I so totally focused on the mess and didn't notice anything else. That is until this morning, when I realized that those spots in the bathroom carpets must be baby poop. So thanks dogs, thanks for sinking me to an even lower depth of grossness and oblivion. How does a person not notice poop spots on the rug? Now I have one more thing to add to my never ending stack of dirty laundry. As if the event that happened yesterday wasn't enough. ARGGGGG!!! Which reminds me, why am I writing when I should be doing 30 loads of laundry? Maybe because who wants to do thirty loads of laundry.
Ok, so the other gross thing, I went shopping yesterday, at the grocery store, I don't think I need to tell you that, it is the only place I go most weeks, anyway, back to the grossness. I bought a ton of junk, well not a ton, but enough, and all I want to eat right now is Mint Chocolate chip ice cream, who besides a 4 year old thinks that is a good thing to have for breakfast? Maybe someone who is mentally ill, I think I am 1/4 bipolar, is that possible? well I think it is. I better go, the baby is half stuck under the couch.
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